If you watch The Soup on E!, you'll get that headline. While sitting at a red light one morning, a delivery truck passed by branded with the company it represented. It read, "Gaylord Meats". I couldn't help but laugh. Would you buy meats from this family owned business? LOL!! So of course I googled them and found this little gem on their site. Seriously. I can't make this stuff up...
"New this year: Our own link sausage, Sweet Maple or Hot Italian!"
Um, I'll take the Hot Italian. Thanks.
September 16, 2011
Is that a sock in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Um... yes, that is a sock in my pants. One glorious morning, I got up for work, got ready, drove to work, arrived at work, you get the picture. So maybe about 30 minutes after arriving at work I was walking to get water and seriously out of no where felt a bulge in my crotch, near the rear if you care to know. Didn't feel it all morning. Not once. It was like something had traveled up my leg because it seemed completely out of nowhere. I reached around back to feel around the exterior, and patted said bulge, and I do mean BULGE, and was like, WHAT THE??? So I made bee line to the bathroom to investigate. I reached in my pants and pulled out a humongoid sock. My husband's sock. The sock he's been missing for days. My favorite part was calling him and letting him know I found his sock.
February 28, 2011
New Blog...
Check it out. I will probably take it private soon. But for now, there's nothing really there, just wanted to share the link. :)
http://atthenewsons.blogspot.com/
http://atthenewsons.blogspot.com/
January 31, 2011
Simma Down Now!!
Seriously people. Sometimes I just want to shout "simma down now!", SNL emphasis and all, from my car loud enough for the idiots that I encounter to hear that need to simma.
We were in San Diego last weekend and apparently they have fancier on-ramp meters than the IE and OC. Instead of a red and green light system, they have red, yellow, and green with a tiny sign underneath that you can't read until you're right next to it, that indicates two cars can go at a time instead of one. So there's one car in front of us and one behind us as we all stop at the first red light meter. We've yet to read the sign to learn of the local protocol. The car in front goes on the green, we inch forward and stop on yellow, notice the sign and shrug. Nate can see in his rearview mirror the guy behind us going all nuts-o over the fact that we stopped at the yellow. Couldn't quite make out what he was saying since it's hard to read the lips of a crazy person, but he was waving his hand like a maniac with two fingers held up. Since we'd seen the sign by now, we figured he was indicating we were car #2... like it mattered now.
But the hysterical part is that he was so worked up about it. Even if we had gone with the first car, he still would have had to wait for the second round of lights. He just went as the second car instead of the first car. Confused? I'll just let you all think about it since it's not worth explaining. Just know it was hilarious.
We were in San Diego last weekend and apparently they have fancier on-ramp meters than the IE and OC. Instead of a red and green light system, they have red, yellow, and green with a tiny sign underneath that you can't read until you're right next to it, that indicates two cars can go at a time instead of one. So there's one car in front of us and one behind us as we all stop at the first red light meter. We've yet to read the sign to learn of the local protocol. The car in front goes on the green, we inch forward and stop on yellow, notice the sign and shrug. Nate can see in his rearview mirror the guy behind us going all nuts-o over the fact that we stopped at the yellow. Couldn't quite make out what he was saying since it's hard to read the lips of a crazy person, but he was waving his hand like a maniac with two fingers held up. Since we'd seen the sign by now, we figured he was indicating we were car #2... like it mattered now.
But the hysterical part is that he was so worked up about it. Even if we had gone with the first car, he still would have had to wait for the second round of lights. He just went as the second car instead of the first car. Confused? I'll just let you all think about it since it's not worth explaining. Just know it was hilarious.
I CAN SEE!! Nope, I was wrong.
Anyone see the movie "Men in Tights"? If not, the heading means nothing to you. If so, then continue laughing you're head off, I'll wait...
All kidding aside, anyone ever notice the ironic things they sometimes print brail on? Like the drive-thru ATM... would a blind person really be using a drive-thru? Granted I'm sure ATM's are just mass produced, some of which end up in a drive-thru, and some that are probably more accessible for someone that is blind, but the thought is still funny. But I recently encountered brail on an item that left me scratching my head. I was in a ladies restroom when I noticed the changing table had instructions in brail.
You would have to be one seriously confident woman to blindly change a baby's diaper... especially a poopie one.
All kidding aside, anyone ever notice the ironic things they sometimes print brail on? Like the drive-thru ATM... would a blind person really be using a drive-thru? Granted I'm sure ATM's are just mass produced, some of which end up in a drive-thru, and some that are probably more accessible for someone that is blind, but the thought is still funny. But I recently encountered brail on an item that left me scratching my head. I was in a ladies restroom when I noticed the changing table had instructions in brail.
You would have to be one seriously confident woman to blindly change a baby's diaper... especially a poopie one.
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