December 11, 2009

WTF?!

What the Freak?? I'll give you guys all a moment to digest the photo you are viewing...



Any verps??



Well, if you haven't figured it out by now, that is an ENORMOUS fat boogie on a shirt. And of course there's a story....

So I have an interview, to which I have been desperately shopping for a pant suit. I FINALLY found one at JCPenney (a light grey suit) and see the perfect shirt to go under it... yes, the one pictured here. You see, I have the WORST luck in the world when it comes to shopping for clothes. The suit was hard to find because I'm two different sizes on top and bottom and suits are mostly sold as a set. This shirt (did I mention it's the perfect shirt?), was the last one in my size. Naturally. Because that's my luck. I bring it up to a cashier to see if they maybe have another one somewhere in my size, which they didn't, and seeing the question on her face as to why I would ask, I point at the green nasty on the shirt to which she says, "Ohh...um, what is that?" She tried to sound coy but i was in no mood to beat around the bush. "Uh, I think it's a bugar." I matter-of-factly stated. So she grabbed a papertowel and the thing flicked right off in one quick brush of the papertowel, clearly indicating it's crustiness. Then she offered 10% off....So, I bought it. Yes, bugar and all. Did I mention I was desperate? don't judge me.

3 comments:

Brandon + Chelsea + Ella said...

hey as long as you wash it, no worries! i totally thought it was bird poo at first. good luck at your interview!

Michelle said...

umm, that's disgusting. haha

Jessica Martiele said...

I'd have bought it, too...but I'd have argued for 20. Poo, bogey, whatever. Like Chelsea said, it all comes out in the wash...

How'd the interview go? Are you working right now, or looking? (Man, I'm sooo behind...)