Pay Day

If you didn't already know, I work in payroll. And on pay day's, we're a little old school here and actually hand deliver everyone's paycheck. How nice, I know. Maybe you're fortunate to have this nice face to face contact with your payroll rep, so let me just point out some annoyances you may want to avoid.
For whatever reason, every pay day I'm guarenteed to have at least ONE employee say one of the following things to me:

"Oh, my name is 'so and so' (the name of an executive)." First of all, I know everyone's name so don't do me the injustice by trying to play me for a retard. Second, I would be an IDIOT if I didn't know who the executives are to which even if I didn't know your name (measly no name employee not important enough to remember) I sure as heck know it's not the name of the executive you just named. And just know that even though I give you a good convincing giggle, I'm giggling at the funny names I'm calling you in my head and not your lame joke that I've heard about a gazillion times.

"How about next time you add a few zeros to my check." To which I usually reply, "No prob. I'll be sure to add it after the decimal." I don't mind this question so much since I'm able to deliver my line and make my getaway while they're still figuring out what I just said. But still, it gets old, so don't bother asking.

"Oooh, it's my favorite person." You don't gotta lie to kick it. I'm paid to pay you so there's no need to patronize me.

Snuggie

Nate and I saw this infomercial the other night and about died laughing. You gotta click on the little video to truly appreciate the product. Maybe I'm crazy, but isn't that blanket just a robe on backwards?? I can't believe I missed out on that entrepreneurial opportunity. I need to look through my house to see what gold mine I've been overlooking all these years!

https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next

Where's Waldo

We were lucky enough to score free tickets to last nights Angel game. Before the game I sometimes like to try and get autographs from the players. As I was perusing the OC Register online, I came across this photo and found myself in it. Can you find me?? :)
I got Sean Rodriguez's autograph. Wish it was Torii Hunter, but oh well.

By the way, Yankee games at Angel stadium suck. Half the crowd is Yankee fans. Totally annoying. And what's even lamer is they only cheer for A-Rod and Jeter. Whoop-dee-do. Too bad you sucky Yankee fans won't see your precious Yankees in the playoffs! ahahaahahahahahaa
GO ANGELS!!!!!!!!!